Thursday, May 16, 2013

One HedgeDog To Rule Them All

In getting to know who I am you must also know my family. Although, meeting my entire family at once could be a bit overwhelming. So I've decided to start with the most important part of my family.

My dog.

I've only known my dog for an estimate of five years. Five years usually isn't long enough to be considered the most important in anything. And considering my dog is only five years old, she REALLY shouldn't have very much pull. But somehow she has made it to the top of the list.

I like to think that she was rustling around in the hedges one evening and she slipped on a wet leaf and I caught her and we were the perfect match for each other and we lived happily ever after.

Unfortunately that was not the case and it took me some time to get use to this dog from within the hedges. When I met HedgeDog I guess you could say that didn't like her very much. In fact, the only reason I bought her was because the other dog who was my first choice had a dick of a sales employee. So Other Dog was quickly out of the equation and HedgeDog was bought.

Over the next few days I slowly began to fall in love with HedgeDog. She became my little ball of joy.

The tallest bar in my bar graph.

My slice of the pie if you will.

The more time I spent with HedgeDog the more I started to have suspicious thoughts that maybe an evil walrus with an eye patch took a DNA sample of mine and made a clone of me in dog form.

And although it seemed to be a wild suspicion.... it was and still is the most logical thing that could have possibly happened for us to be so similar. The similarities vary of course, however, some that I have noticed to be the most obvious are as follows and in no particular order:

How HedgeDog escaped the walruses evil lab I may never know. It seems to be a soar subject for her. But what I do know is that I'm happy she did.

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